Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Book Review: Embracing Your Big Fat Ass - An Owners Manual by Laura Banks and Janette Barber

Friday, November 7th, 2008

When I glanced at the cover, I mistakenly assumed this was going to be some kind of self help and diet book. A writing genre that induces a comatose state in me after page 2!
I was completely off base, Embracing Your Big Fat Ass is a wonderfully funny look at the how we perceive that […]

Things You Should Never Do in Front of a CCTV Security Camera

Monday, October 13th, 2008

What do you do when confronted with the sight of a CCTV security camera? Do you go on as if it is a speck on the wall worthy of your attention as a, well, speck on the wall? Do you ponder it for a moment, wonder who is watching you watching him and then wander […]

5 Countries Where Marijuana is Legal (Almost!)

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Marijuana users have always sought legal loopholes in countries where it is illegal to own or smoke it. Many people choose to buy marijuana seeds (which is legal in many places), then grow and smoke their own (which is not!) But every marijuana smoker has probably dreamed at one point or another of living in […]

Marvellous Marijuana Stories

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Cannabis news is always cropping up in the papers and online. Whether it’s the latest MP venting their opinion on the dangers of the drug, before admitting they used to take it or a celebrity busted by police over possession, it’s pretty hard to avoid. Then there are the oddities – the marijuana stories which […]

Keep Your Head Above Water

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Most boaters know the difference between WMDs (weapons of mass destruction) and MSDs (marine sanitation devices). Congress on the other hand seems to spend as much time regulating MSDs as they do looking for WMDs. A recent article in BoatU.S. Magazine suggests that “the universal pumpout symbol is not generally recognized by boaters.” This may […]

Excuses For When Your Business Card Holder Turns Up in the Most Unlikely Places

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

This society’s penchant for personal branding and individuality has lead to complications. When you do not want to be identified, you will be and when you desire anonymity, you will gain notoriety.
Unlike clothes, you cannot disown a personalized business card holder with business cards in it! So what happens when your business card holder is […]

Of Leather Briefcases, Accountants and Assassins

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Disclaimer: This article in no way seeks to diminish the profession of accountants and to elevate the profession of assassins. This is simply a tongue in cheek analysis of leather briefcases as used by accountants and assassins alike. (Remember, you must love your accountant lest you find yourself in trouble with the Internal Revenue Service […]

Send Free Prank Email For Free

Friday, August 8th, 2008

First step: complete the address you want the email to be sent to. Then, you fill in the sender’s email, subject, message and sender’s name. Before you know it, you will become an anonymailer yourself! You will be joining other hundreds of Internet users who send anonymous email messages each day. The best thing is […]

How to Ask Your Parents For Money (And Get Rejected Fast!)

Friday, August 8th, 2008

When you become an adult, parents tend to be the hardest people in the world to ask money from. Not only because they probably have no money to spare but also because you are expected to provide for yourself now! The worst part is when you have to listen to lectures about hard work, thriftiness, […]

Fatherhood According To Larry

Friday, July 11th, 2008

My husband has been known to have some unconventional behavior at times. Some of it is intentional and some of it is not. I especially remember some of his earlier antics.
Men who grew up with much younger siblings are more naturally at ease with taking care of babies. Larry did not have this advantage. It […]